● ماجرای یک عشقولانه زورکی!

مکان: همین دور و بر
زمان: اولین ماه سال 2006 میلادی
شخصیتها (کاراکترها):
یک مرد 42 ساله، دارای دو فرزند پسر، تاجر، وضع مالی توپ، اهل یکی از کشورهای شرق!
یک دختر 20 ساله، دانشجو، اهل هر کشوری که دوست دارید در نظر بگیرید!
موقعیت: on the phone

مرد: ?Hi.How are you? Are you ok
دختر: ?Hi. Fine, thanks. And you
مرد: Ok. Not bad.I hope I meet you in your country
دختر: If you get married, I will be glad to meet you and your wife here in my country
مرد: I hope I will meet you one day, before i died.
I don't know why I like to meet you really
دختر: There is no problem if you get married
I meet you with your wife
مرد: I have strange feeling towards you. Don't leave me please
دختر: you must make your mind about your life. There are many good women that understand you and suitable for you and your children. Forget me please. We are not suitable for each other
مرد: I want to know if there is new thing happen for you
دختر: No. Nothing. I want to be single
مرد: ?why
دختر: Because I did not find my ideal man
مرد: Believe me from the first time I speak to you I feel I know you so long and I feel you. For me really I want you if you accept and I will do any thing you want
دختر: I'm sorry. I cannot believe. Forget me please
مرد: ?you can't believe?! Why
دختر: we are not suitable for each other
مرد: .Tell me I will do any thing you want but agree please
دختر: I don't want any thing. You are very greater than I am. You are foreigner and you have children. These are problems
مرد: Look I do every thing you want. You want to live wherever you want in Europe in any place I agree. What you want I will do for you. For my children don't worry I will leave them with their house servant. Just think please
دختر: you forget your children for a girl! How I can believe your love. No my answer is no.
مرد: Not leave them but there is many who look after them. I do these things because really I need you I love you really
دختر: ! but I can't love you. You are in age of my father
مرد: Think please. You will be the happiest in the world just think please.
دختر: I think before. Don't waist your time for me
مرد: Do you like to be in your city and spend your life there? I will do. For my kids don't worried about them
دختر: ?What about your age? What about language? What about different culture
مرد: Language, you speak English good. Culture, we can know that step by step. Age, is it problem for ?you
دختر: yes, it is
If I could speak English good, I could to say to you that we are not suitable for each other
مرد: Ok. I am sorry. It is your life I can't force you
دختر: that's right
مرد: Ok. I will not say any thing for you later. Many times, I try but I can't. I don't know. I love you really but you always hurt me. You will not find the one who loves you as me
دختر: ok. Therefore, I will not get married. No problem
!!!?How you can understand a girl with strange culture
مرد: Don't worry about this. it is not problem for me. Only agree I don't worry how to understand you but you have to know I will understand you more and more. So believe me don't be aware. I really fall in love with you and need you forever. Just try to be with me
دختر: ok. I will try
مرد: I hope so. You don't know how I really interested in you and fall in love with you. I can't be far from you really
دختر: thank you. It is kindness of you
مرد: no this is the truth
دختر: I must go. We discuss about it later. Bye
مرد: Ok I will all the time waiting for your answer honey. Really, my love I love you. Take care honey. Bye

پ. ن. :
1.بابا این دیگه عجب دختر سنگدلیه!!! طرف این همه داره التماس میکنه. سنگ هم بود، اینطوری جلوش ناله می کردن کوتاه میومد!
2. این مدلیشو دیگه ندیده بودیم! مرد گنده با دو تا بچه انتظار داره دختر 20 ساله خواستگاریشو قبول کنه! مردم چقدر وقیح شدن!
3. دقت کردین انگلیسی هر دوشون چقدر افتضاحه؟!!!
4. من موندم چرا بعضیا هیچی نَوَفهمن!!!
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